My painting skills

Well, after weeks of practising, I am [surprisingly] not one of the top 10 painters in the world, but I have improved. I have crawled out of the dark lonely shell of incompetence and stepped into the welcoming light of expertise. I was once a poor lost unworthy artless soul, but now I have been found by the god of fine lines and brush strokes. I was a weak colourless, talentless human being, but now, I am not a completely useless painter!!! [Yeah, I'm pretty boss]. I am better at holding a brush and getting the basic shape of an object right, and painting a clean line. I could still work on nothing, I'm perfect!!!!!! Just kidding, I still suck. I could still work on my blending and painting thinner lines though. [Even though my cursive name on the top right hand corner of my pipe was flawless {Oh yeah, go me!}]. But basically, like I said before, I'm not the best in the world but I have improved [which is what I was saying before]. Well that's it. Bye.