My birthday!!!!

In about a week my birthday is gonna go down. To celebrate, feel free to send me money via the Internet. 10-20 dollars is fine, anything below isn't worth sending, anything above is great, I love you. So, to do that, join my blog, and send me money. Even a millionaire doesn't mind a little extra cash. So, thanks, if you're gonna send me money, I mean. Feel free to leave your name so I know who to thank. If you don't give me money, screw you and don't bother going on my blog. Ever. Again. So yeah, I'm turning 28 [wink wink] not really, the winking I mean. Or if you know me you know what I mean, wink wink. So yeah. Bye.